Palaeontological Jokes

Wording of this Handout:

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( A palaeotologist is someone who digs up the past )

I've got a bone to pick with you!

You bonehead!

Who are you calling an old fossil!?

Very pretty, but I only wanted them stacked in a pile!

I call it a telebone!

Who's dog is it . . . Come on own up!!!

OK - who's in bat first?

Maybe they just died of boredom?

Just for fun could we do some carbon-dating on you sir?