Daze of the Weak
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Daze of the Weak
Mon - I want more money.
Tues - I tues to stay in bed till lunchtime.
Wed - I'll wed if I can find a slob like me.
Thurs - When I'm thursty I drink coffee.
Fri - I'll eat anything as long as it's fried.
Sat - No-on has sat watching TV as long as me.
Sun - Is that the sun again? - I thought it was Monday.
An elephant lives in our place.
He sleeps up in the sun-room.
He wears a hat to hide his face.
And keeps his mess in one room.
Jesus said:
I AM THE BREAD OF LIFE
I AM THE LIGHT OF THE WORLD
I AM THE DOOR FOR THE SHEEP
I AM THE GOOD SHEPHERD
I AM THE RAISER FROM THE DEAD
I AM THE TRUTH
I AM THE LIFE
I AM THE LIVING WAY
I AM THE SALT OF THE EARTH
I AM THE SON OF MAN
I AM THE SON OF GOD
I AM THE BEGINNING
I AM THE END
A matador is such a fool.
He has a most peculiar skill,
He first enrages some poor bull,
And then proceeds the bull to kill.