Crazy PC game review

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Computer game review:
'Pot of Gold'
Frustrationetics Ltd

OK, for this game you have to fight your way through a host of evil monsters to claim a pot of gold in the Castle of Horrors.
But first you need a sword. To get the sword you have to perform the barrel-stunt at the circus, so you can get enough money to buy one.
In order to do the barrel-stunt you have to find the circus.
Before you find the circus you need a special ticket, which is hidden in the tavern where the 'old sea-dogs' are drinking.
But wait! you can't get into the tavern unless you know the password, and where is the password? It is hidden somewhere in the key factory.
OK, so you start at the Key Factory, but first you have to get past the Manager, who refuses to give the key to you unless you pay him for it. And the job? To get the Pot of Gold from the Castle of Horrors.
Please start at the top again.
Score: 0/0

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