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Crazy page 06

Sunday School Activity Sheet: Crazy page 06

tags: crazy page, humor, fun page, activity sheet, jokes, silly

handout id: 3980
short name: Crazy page 06

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CRAZY PAGE

6 Why are writers Strange? Because the have tales coming out of their heads!

HI! I'm snow whites brother - egg white!

Hey - you're pudding me on!

The best side of a bed is the top side.

If two is company, and three is a crowd, what are four and five? Nine.

What is the lone Ranger's first name? The.

Pepper stays hot - even in the freezer!

There's a monster after me - what steps should I take? Long ones!

People who make too many puns should be pun-ished.

Hi-I'm a cracked pot! Ah, a psycho ceramic.

An elephant can have fleas... but a flea can't have elephants!

Some people long to eat - other people eat too long!

What doe's a hen do just before she stands on one foot? She lifts up the other one.
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