Wording of this Handout:
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Healthy guy: "Hot is faster than cold, because you can catch a cold."
Sick guy: "Yes, I know."
The number 6 says: "Turn me upside down and I increase in value!"
A banana says: "What do you get when a human wears our skins?"
The other banana says: "A pair of slippers."
A bird says: "Why do birds fly south for winter?"
The other bird says: "Because it is too far to walk!"
What has four wheels, two horns, no wheels and flies? A cow on a skate board!
A brother says: "Are you asleep?"
The other brother says: "Yes."
What's round and dangerous? A vicious circle!
The bullet says: "I think I'm going to have a little 'BB'."
Wally says: "I know where to find happiness."
Cruncher says: "Where?"
Wally says: "In the dictionary."
What falls down hard but never gets hurt? Rain.
The water drop says: "What a drippy joke."
"Why does your dad where a belt?"
"To hold up his trousers."