Wording of this Handout:
There was a young nut-case who thought
That his brain was inside a small wart-
When he had it removed,
He said "Now I've proved,
That...er...um...
Knock knock
Who's there?
Wotcha
Wotcha who?
Wotcha doing in there?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Whenya
Whenya who?
Whenya going to open the door?
WALNUT SPIDERS
To make this creepy-crawly, all you need is: A walnut, Some string, Wool or cloth, Glue, Blue tack or plasticine, Cotton thread.
1. Split a walnut so you have one shell, and make a tiny hole in the middle. You might need Mum or Dad (or Granddad or Grandma or an uncle or aunt, nephew, niece, relative, visiting friend, neighbor, milkman, bus driver, mechanic... well, you get the idea don't you) to help with this bit.
2. Cut the cloth or string, or black wool, into legs and glue them to the inside of the shell, so they dangle down. (Like your ears do.)
3. Make a little head with eight eyes and a horrible smile. (Not like you own.)
4. Thread some cotton through the shell and hang you spider somewhere (How about the toilet? Imagine a whole bunch of dangling spiders at night, looking at you as you come in? Heh Heh Heh.)