MMag 171 Jokes

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"I must be a telephone because I have so many pips!"

"So it would a pear!"

"That joke was so funny I laughed until I stopped laughing!"

"Ouch! This sure is a wacky recipe!"

"No need to get in a stew!"

"I wish they hadn't named me Pat!"

WHACK! WHACK! WHACK!

A computer cat, a computer mouse!

"You always have a good point!"

If this is a rose, what does a sank look like?

"Son, I'd really like to see you get a head in life!" "Thanks, Dad!"

"At last-the never ending story has finished!"

Do insects use people repellant?

Um, um, um, um, um, um. An umbrella.

A nose-cone.

"I have a good ear for music."

Add a peel to every meal.

"I can't wait till I stop waiting for the time when I can't wait!!"

A tantrum.

"Watch out! The baby's going to throw a tantrum!"

"Thank you for giving me a ring."

What happens if a hole falls down a hole?

"I'm feeling a bit hoarse today."

"I think my computer has picked up a virus."

"I'm an old salt from the sea."

Is this the end of the line?