Wording of this Handout:
How to make your own hedgehog:
1. Plant a cactus.
2. Water it every day.
3. 3 weeks later out pops a hedgehog!
Short cut, long cut.
There r 2 meni dum peepl in the weld.
Mum! Dad! I'm engaged!
You chalk too much!
I have a meat to pick with you!
What's your name? Peg.
Word skills: "Omlette" A play by Shakespeare.
A"breadfly".
A jamfly.
A butterfly.
Cloud 10 1/2
Dog 1. Cat 1, cat 2, cat 3, cat 4, cat 5, cat 6, cat 7, cat 8, cat 9.
Shoo!
Movie review: Star Wars. Return of the judder bar, the umpire strikes out, the bantams menagerie.
Ouch! Mum gave me a clip around the ear!
Ever heard of the great royal writer-Print Charming?
Must you always make such cutting remarks?
Hey, I'm doing the cake walk! And I'm doing the muffin walk!
Here we have three kinds of lightening: Bolt, nutty and forked!
Want to lose weight? Then try...
Do telephones talk to each other when we aren't listening?
If you don't control your tongue-I'll boot you out!
A very rare one leafed clover.