Wording of this Handout:
"I feel a bit light-headed..."
"Calendars are never hungry because they are always full of dates!"
"Can a letter box?"
"Can a tin whistle?"
If this is a pair of scissors how come you can buy just one sciss?
"Why are you carrying that hammer?" "I want to make an impression on you."
And this is a picture of a stolen______?
"I'm a gnome and I don't gnow how to spell my own gname."
This is the longest pencil in the world. With it, a school kid can do his work at school without leaving home!
Golf course for really silly beginners.
"Buzz off!"
2 bee or not 2 bee.
Nearly there...
The quickest way to climb Mt. Everest-just turn the mountain upside down!
"I've heard of a daddy long legs... but what about a mummy long legs?"
A rock star.
Safty matches, 100% unlightable.
"I'm going to sock you in the foot!"
"I know boomerangs come back-but where do they come back from?"
"A pig that steals things at night is called a ham burglar!
If you are a really dumb person, please read this question again!
Chocolate records-just play then eat!
"Go to your room!"
A mountain ear.
"Want to see a real cool cat? I keep it in the freezer!"
"Let meowt!"