MMag 174 Jokes

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"I's not fair! They still won't put me in the basketball team!!"

"I wish people would stop laughing at me!"

"The teacher told me to hold my tongue!"

"I'm a watchdog." "And I'm a clock cat."

A doctor: "Hmm, looks like you have a saw throat!"

Tough question: What if Berty Germ got a tooth ache?"

"Hi-I'm Snow White." "And I'm egg white, her sister." "And I'm their brother, I'm just an egg."

"Help, I don't want to be a sand witch!"

"Did you know that black and white are the same color, except one of them which isn't?!"

"I've got my eye on you!"

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away...if it's made of concrete and dropped on him!" "Ouch!"

"Don't mind me, I'm completely arm-less!"

"I think you're a doorable." "I ought to box your ears!"

Saved by the bell: "He's a real ding-a-ling!"

"I'm suffering from computer bytes."

"Don't mind your dad, he's just letting off steam."

"Sometimes I get really cheesed off."

"Oh, no, it's the bottom of the page again!"