MMag 133 Crackpot

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CRACKPOTT

After many long minutes of hard work... I have finally discovered... How to stop elephants from sitting on your roof!!

First... You blow into this devise...

It may look like a whistle....

It may even sound like a whistle..... Toot!

But it isn't a whistle at all .... Its....

Whoops!

Sorry about this - I picked up a whistle by mistake!

This is what I meant to show you.....

When you blow on this clever machine - the sound it makes irritates millions of normally good natured ants.....

The ants run away to cry....

The crying makes birds laugh...

Laughing birds lay 1000s of eggs....

Eggs break and clog the roads with sticky goo....

The goo turns into a huge omelette...

Elephants hate the smell of cooked omelette....

So they don't sit on your roof!

Simple!