Wording of this Handout:
How to make your own hedgehog:
1. Plant a cactus.
2. Water it everyday.
3. 3 weeks later out pops a hedgehog!
There r 2 menu dum peepl in the werld.
"Mum! Dad! I'm engaged!!"
Do telephones talk to each other when we aren't listening?
Word Skills:
"Omelette" A play by Shakespeare.
"You chalk too much!"
"I have a meat to pick with you!"
A breadfly.
"Shoo!"
"What's your name?" "Peg."
A jamfly.
"If you don't control your tongue, I'll boot you out."
Short cut. Long cut.
Dog one. Cat 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9.
A very rare one leafed clover.
Cloud 10 1/2.
"Ouch! Mum gave me a clip round the ear."
"Ever heard of the great royal writer, Print Charming?"
"Must you always make such cutting remarks?"
Movie review: Star Wars.
Return of the Judder Bar.
The Umpire Strikes Out.
The Bantam's Menagerie.
"Want to lose weight? Then try..."
"Hey, I'm doing the cake walk!"
"And I'm doing the muffin walk."
"Here we have three kinds of lightening: bolt, nutty, and forked!"
A butterfly.