Hey! Mr Darwin, is it really true,
all creatures on earth evolved from goo?
I wonder why, as I sit and think,
man hasn't found the missing link?
I ask my friend, please do explore,
of missing links, there's many more.
There lots of change, from goo to you,
how many links have you been through?
Thinking more, it seems quite odd,
clever man, wants to do without God!
I heard of one, what a devious plan,
with various bones, made Piltdown Man.
And so my friend, I'm inviting you,
read Genesis one and chapter two.
There you'll find the real solution,
It's Adam, you know, and Eve--olution.