Satan whispered in my ear
I have a gift for you
this gift is called discouragement
it's all wrapped up in pretty blue.
It's on this silver platter
trimmed with diamonds that sparkle bright
this is yours without even asking
take it morning, noon or night.
You may wonder what you have to do
give to others and be so nice?
no, just doubt God's word one verse is all
and refuse all godly advice.
Don't ever count your blessings
stay off your knees, don't pray
and this gift of discouragement
is forever yours to stay.