How to Arrest a Prophet

Right on time the messengers arrived and Elijah walked up to them.
"Is it because there is no God in Israel that you are going to see Beelzebub?" he asked.
"Well . . ." said the messengers, "we, er, ah . . ."
"Tell the king he is going to die," said Elijah, "he won't be getting out of that bed again!"