Remember when you first were His
You bubbled everywhere
You couldn't wait to tell your friends
About your change of lair
They looked at you in sympathy
As lyrically you preached
And waited, oh so patiently
Until your end was reached.
As you grew, in Christian terms
Your fervour ebbed away
And to avoid embarassment
Were careful what to say
So now the chances come and go
Your contacts look bemused
They thought you were a Christian
No wonder they're confused.