Funny Poems
Patriotic Flu
Someone made a comment on face book that patriotism is a disease and a sickness tearing down freedom. I laughed and asked if I had a patriotic fever. First thing this morning I wrote this poem.
Someone made a comment on face book that patriotism is a disease and a sickness tearing down freedom. I laughed and asked if I had a patriotic fever. First thing this morning I wrote this poem.
It Sings, "I Can! "I Can!"
When we learn to stop griping and complaining about things and start counting our blessings, we can enjoy life better.
When we learn to stop griping and complaining about things and start counting our blessings, we can enjoy life better.
Children Who Go Errant!
When did I become the child and my children the parent???
When did I become the child and my children the parent???
Spare Not The Rod
"Spare the rod and spoil the child" is a phrase coined by a 17th century British poet, Samuel Butler, but it is based on Proverbs 13:24, "He that spareth the rod hateth his son, but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."
"Spare the rod and spoil the child" is a phrase coined by a 17th century British poet, Samuel Butler, but it is based on Proverbs 13:24, "He that spareth the rod hateth his son, but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."
Could Manna Be Grits?
This is a comical poem based on a child's question concerning manna.
This is a comical poem based on a child's question concerning manna.
SHAME, SHAME ON THAT LONG MANE
This is just a little comical poem I wrote about the length of a man's hair, which is an issue in many churches.
This is just a little comical poem I wrote about the length of a man's hair, which is an issue in many churches.
Sin Still Stinks!
Based on a true story during gooseberry picking season in Wisconsin, still in a depression in 1934, as told to me by my mother, Ruth.
Based on a true story during gooseberry picking season in Wisconsin, still in a depression in 1934, as told to me by my mother, Ruth.
by louis gander
Many ways to worship
A poem about the need to worship God alone and not the style or type of worship song.
A poem about the need to worship God alone and not the style or type of worship song.
by Tim Gibson