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Wet Wipes.
Are you odourous?

WHO'S A MONKEY? finalist in poetry contest
MY KIDS WERE BEING TAUGHT THIS THEORY IN SCHOOL AND I REALLY RESENTED THAT. IT UPSET ALMOST EVERY PARENT IN TOWN AND WE EVEN GOT THE LOCAL REP INVOLVED.

Hey Buddy! What Did You Do Today? (A Child's Response)
Inspired By: New King James Bible Matthew 21:15-17 Out of the mouth of babes and nursing infants You have perfected praise.

From The Creators Mouth
I was just sitting around one day and started to write. I know God has a sense of humor.

Rhubarb
Are you fertilizing your walk?

The Glutton and the Humble Man - Take Your Place, Say Grace
A humorous look at gratefulness and saying grace. Romans 14:6 If you eat meat, eat it to the glory of God and thank God for the prime rib. If you're a vegetarian, eat vegetables to the glory of God and thank God for the broccoli.

What the Heck
As we get older aging and pain present on a daily basis. I had to feel the humor in it all and just say, "What the Heck." I will thank the Lord for every day He gives me, and every bike ride I survive...

Me and Grandpa and our Can of Worms
A humorous child's poem about a boy and his Grandpa and about faith!

The Hammer Comes Down!
A rather humorous poem about fire and brimstone preachers and how to wake those that have fallen asleep in their pews.

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